Ten Things You Just Don’t Hear Photographers Say Anymore

1. I have to soup my film.
2. Where’s my 30 magenta?
3. Is there any spot tone anywhere?
4. I put the caption on the back.
5. I have to hurry to make FedEx.
6. Damn, it’s out of focus (ok, this still happens sometimes, but you get what I mean).
7. I work for the Rocky Mountain News.
8. I’m almost done, I just have to sleeve my chromes.
9. Dude, you got fixer stains on your shirt.
10. I’ll take a brick of Tri X.

READERS SUGGESTIONS/COMMENTS FROM TWITTER (@TODDBIGPHOTO) & FACEBOOK:

• “i got paid on time, the client was a joy to work for !!!!”
• “What’s your light meter say?” (that’s from me)
• “I still have tri x in my freezer! Love the 30 magenta, and fixer stains, for sure lost lots of shirts.”
• “”who used up all the Acufine?””
• “”F’n a…this reel is all bent””
• “I miss singing “burn, baby, burn” in the darkroom! Of course the folks who shared the darkroom with me don’t miss that!”